Here's a few more to ponder:
1. Once you're wet, it doesn't matter how much more you get rained on.
2. Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
3. VCR's do not eject 'PB & J' sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
4. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
5. Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
6. You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
7. Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.
8. The fire department in Austin, TX has a five-minute response time .
9. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.
10. It will, however, make cats dizzy.
11. Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
12. 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.
13. 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid
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